May 18, 2025

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Trump's New White House Gift

Trump Accepts New $2.75B White House from China, $3.8B Pentagon from Russia

President-elect announces plans to renovate Mar-a-Lago into 'the most beautiful White House ever' using gift from Chinese government.
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Congress Votes to Replace Electoral College with TikTok Likes

New system will "finally make democracy go viral," says Speaker.
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White House Adds Premium Subscription Tier for Press Briefings

$19.99 monthly plan includes "actual answers" to questions.
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Bill Introduced to Replace Supreme Court with Magic 8-Ball

"At least it will be transparent about how it makes decisions," sponsors claim.
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Trump Forces CEOs to Eat Symbolic Tariffs at White House Banquet

Tim Cook struggles with vindaloo curry while Elon Musk faces Shanghai street food in unprecedented trade negotiation tactic.
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Congress Outsources Bill Writing to ChatGPT to "Speed Things Up"

AI writes 2,500-page infrastructure bill in 3 seconds, includes plot twist.
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Government Launches "Adopt-A-Pothole" Program

Citizens can name road damage after loved ones instead of getting repairs.
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