Politics
Fictional reporting on the fictional decisions of real politicians.
Harvard MAGA Boycott: Admissions Reports No Change In Class Quality
Harvard admissions officers note applications drop 38% after MAGA boycott but class quality improves as rejected applicants included Barron Trump.
Former President's Ketamine Addiction Covered Up By Aides
Elon Musk, the '47.1th president,' reportedly governed while heavily sedated on ketamine during Trump's first month in office.
Trump Pardons White Lotus Character Timothy Ratliff
Former President extends pardon to fictional corrupt character from HBO's hit show amid controversial clemency spree.
SCOOP: Stephen Miller Accidentally Arrested by ICE
The senior advisor for policy mistaken for Russian illegal alien at local playground, detained for hours despite protests.
Trump Shown Rocky IV, Criticizes Pro-Ukrainian, DEI Messaging
Former President attacks Sylvester Stallone's 'woke agenda' after 1985 boxing classic screening.
$1B $JUZTIZ Meme-Coin Launched by Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito
Supreme Court Justices announce cryptocurrency for 'transparency in judicial compensation'.