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Trump Orders Veterans of Internal Wars (VIW) to replace VFW

Former President launches new organization to honor ICE agents over military veterans, plans USO-style morale shows in "internal conflict zones."

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Trump Slaps Self With 50% Tariffs In Major Concession to China

President's 'Art of the Deal' backfires as China gains political leverage over Trump business empire.

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Trump Accepts New $2.75B White House from China, $3.8B Pentagon from Russia

President-elect announces plans to renovate Mar-a-Lago into 'the most beautiful White House ever'.

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SCOOP: FBI Turns Elon's Election Brag Into 2020 China Plot

Top DOJ officials hastily convert Musk's 'we rigged 2024' admission into evidence of Chinese interference in 2020 after emergency meeting with Trump.

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Former President's Ketamine Addiction Covered Up By Aides

Elon Musk, the '47.1th president,' reportedly governed while heavily sedated on ketamine during Trump's first month in office.

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Trump Forces CEOs to Eat Symbolic Tariffs at White House Banquet

Tim Cook struggles with vindaloo curry while Elon Musk faces Shanghai street food in unprecedented trade negotiation tactic.

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Trump shown Rocky IV, criticizes pro-Ukrainian, DEI messaging

Former President attacks Sylvester Stallone's 'woke agenda' after 1985 boxing classic screening.

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POLL: Bearded American Patriots Most Fearful of WWIII

New poll reveals that self-proclaimed 'toughest' demographic is actually most terrified of Putin and potential world war.

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