June 19, 2025

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Trump and Elon Musk bunker buster drama

Trump Considers Bunker Buster Strike on X Declaring 'Elon Cannot Release the Pedo Files'

Trump reportedly negotiating 'Joint Comprehensive Plan to Destroy Elon's Copy of the Epstein Files' as deadline looms.
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SCOOP: Stephen Miller Accidentally Arrested by ICE

The senior advisor for policy mistaken for Russian illegal alien at local playground, detained for hours despite protests.
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Trump shown Rocky IV, criticizes pro-Ukrainian, DEI messaging

Former President attacks Sylvester Stallone's 'woke agenda' after Laura Loomer screening of 1985 boxing classic.
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$1B $JUZTIZ Meme-Coin Launched by Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito

Supreme Court Justices announce cryptocurrency for 'transparency in judicial compensation'.
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Breaking: First Woman Spotted in Cybertruck 2 Years Since Release

Reporter documents 864 men in Cybertrucks before finally seeing a woman passenger.
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Trump Accepts New $2.75B White House from China, $3.8B Pentagon from Russia

President-elect announces plans to renovate Mar-a-Lago into 'the most beautiful White House ever'.
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Trump Forces CEOs to Eat Symbolic Tariffs at White House Banquet

Former President hosts top 50 executives at unprecedented 'Tariff Feast' with custom dishes representing import penalties.
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