May 18, 2025

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Rocky IV

Trump shown Rocky IV, criticizes pro-Ukrainian, DEI messaging

Former President attacks Sylvester Stallone's 'woke agenda' after Laura Loomer screening of 1985 boxing classic.
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Antarctica Declares Independence, Establishes Penguin Parliament

New nation's first act: ban on all non-fish-based economies.
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Switzerland Accidentally Takes Side in International Dispute

Nation immediately issues apology, declares three days of neutrality training.
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UN Votes to Replace All Weapons With Water Guns

"International disputes will now be settled with Super Soaker battles," announces fictional Secretary-General.
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Canada Apologizes for Being Too Polite

"We're sorry for all the apologizing," says fictional Prime Minister.
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Vatican Announces Pope's Twitter Will Now Be Run By AI

Holy See embraces technology to "reach the kids with dank memes."
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Global Summit Ends with Dance-Off Instead of Treaty

World leaders solve climate crisis with unexpected breakdancing competition.
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