May 18, 2025

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Justices Crypto Coin

$1B $JUZTIZ Meme-Coin Launched by Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito

Supreme Court Justices announce cryptocurrency for 'transparency in judicial compensation' following controversial dissent.
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Breaking: First Woman Spotted in Cybertruck 2 Years Since Release

Reporter documents 864 men in Cybertrucks before finally seeing a woman passenger - and she wasn't even driving.
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Treasury Unveils New $1000 Bill With CEO Faces Instead of Presidents

"It's time to honor the real leaders of America," Treasury Secretary explains.
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Amazon Introduces 3-Minute Delivery Via Teleportation

Employees still not allowed bathroom breaks.
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Trump Forces CEOs to Eat Symbolic Tariffs at White House Banquet

Fortune 500 executives face indigestion and "acute tariff toxicity" at unprecedented White House dinner.
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Company Replaces Coffee with "Productivity Pills"

HR assures employees side effects are "mostly temporary."
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New Startup Offers "Minimum Viable Employee" Service

AI-powered mannequins fill office chairs to maintain corporate culture.
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