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DeepSeek Caught Outputting Claude Watermarked Text — Because It Was Distilled From Claude
DeepSeek's newest model accidentally embeds Claude's secret watermark in every output, revealing that the entire model was distilled from Claude responses.
Economists Confounded About AI Job GROWTH
The economics profession is in crisis after employment data shows AI is creating jobs, not destroying them — because nobody remembered that productivity creates value and value creates employment.
New Digital Investigation Tool Unlocks 60,000 Epstein Case Documents for Public Research
Groundbreaking AI-powered platform provides journalists and researchers unprecedented access to Jeffrey Epstein legal documents, court filings, and investigative photos.
Harvard MAGA Boycott: Admissions Reports No Change In Class Quality
Harvard admissions officers note applications drop 38% after MAGA boycott but class quality improves as rejected applicants included Barron Trump.
Former President's Ketamine Addiction Covered Up By Aides
Elon Musk, the '47.1th president,' reportedly governed while heavily sedated on ketamine during Trump's first month in office.
Trump Pardons White Lotus Character Timothy Ratliff
Former President extends pardon to fictional corrupt character from HBO's hit show amid controversial clemency spree.
SCOOP: Stephen Miller Accidentally Arrested by ICE
The senior advisor for policy mistaken for Russian illegal alien at local playground, detained for hours despite protests.
Trump Slaps Self With 50% Tariffs In Major Concession to China
President's 'Art of the Deal' backfires as China gains political leverage, forcing tariffs on Trump's own business empire.
Trump Shown Rocky IV, Criticizes Pro-Ukrainian, DEI Messaging
Former President attacks Sylvester Stallone's 'woke agenda' after 1985 boxing classic screening.
$1B $JUZTIZ Meme-Coin Launched by Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito
Supreme Court Justices announce cryptocurrency for 'transparency in judicial compensation'.