Technology
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The AI Bubble Bursts and Everyone Becomes a Cleaning Entrepreneur
The Great AI Deflation of 2026 sends hundreds of thousands of tech workers into the cleaning industry, where the product is tangible, the work is physical, and no chatbot can scrub a toilet.
DeepSeek Caught Outputting Claude Watermarked Text — Because It Was Distilled From Claude
DeepSeek's newest model accidentally embeds Claude's secret watermark in every output, revealing that the entire model was distilled from Claude responses.
Economists Confounded About AI Job GROWTH
The economics profession is in crisis after employment data shows AI is creating jobs, not destroying them — because nobody remembered that productivity creates value and value creates employment.
New Digital Investigation Tool Unlocks 60,000 Epstein Case Documents for Public Research
Groundbreaking AI-powered platform provides journalists and researchers unprecedented access to Jeffrey Epstein legal documents, court filings, and investigative photos.
$1B $JUZTIZ Meme-Coin Launched by Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito
Supreme Court Justices announce cryptocurrency for 'transparency in judicial compensation'.