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Florida Bans "Round Earth Theory"

Governor Ron DeSantis signs bill banning the teaching of "Round Earth Theory" in schools after pressure from evangelical flat earth groups, then quickly reverses course when reality sets in.

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Former President's Ketamine Addiction Covered Up By Aides

Elon Musk, the '47.1th president,' reportedly governed while heavily sedated on ketamine during Trump's first month in office.

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$1B $JUZTIZ Meme-Coin Launched by Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito

Supreme Court Justices announce cryptocurrency for 'transparency in judicial compensation'.

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Trump shown Rocky IV, criticizes pro-Ukrainian, DEI messaging

Former President attacks Sylvester Stallone's 'woke agenda' after 1985 boxing classic screening.

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Harvard MAGA Boycott: Admissions Reports No Change In Class Quality

Harvard admissions officers note applications drop 38% after MAGA boycott but class quality improves as rejected applicants included Barron Trump.

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Trump Pardons White Lotus Character Timothy Ratliff

Former President extends pardon to fictional corrupt character from HBO's hit show amid controversial clemency spree.

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SCOOP: Stephen Miller Accidentally Arrested by ICE

The senior advisor for policy mistaken for Russian illegal alien at local playground, detained for hours despite protests.

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Trump Slaps Self With 50% Tariffs In Major Concession to China

President's 'Art of the Deal' backfires as China gains political leverage, forcing tariffs on Trump's own business empire.

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