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Trump Accepts New $2.75B White House from China, $3.8B Pentagon from Russia

President-elect announces plans to renovate Mar-a-Lago into 'the most beautiful White House ever' using gift from Chinese government.

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Trump Forces CEOs to Eat Symbolic Tariffs at White House Banquet

Former President hosts top 50 executives at unprecedented 'Tariff Feast' with custom dishes representing import penalties.

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$1B $JUZTIZ Meme-Coin Launched by Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito

Supreme Court Justices announce cryptocurrency for 'transparency in judicial compensation'.

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Trump shown Rocky IV, criticizes pro-Ukrainian, DEI messaging

Former President attacks Sylvester Stallone's 'woke agenda' after 1985 boxing classic screening.

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Trump Accepts New $2.75B White House from China, $3.8B Pentagon from Russia

Trump Forces CEOs to Eat Symbolic Tariffs at White House Banquet

$1B $JUZTIZ Meme-Coin Launched by Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito

Trump shown Rocky IV, criticizes pro-Ukrainian, DEI messaging

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